Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): This Halloween night, dear Aquarius, it’s your job to traumatize as many young trick-or-treaters with your scary costume as possible. Send ‘em straight to the psych ward! Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Look… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move this weekend, Incoming University President Ted Carter announced a 66% tuition increase for all students, regardless of enrolled credit hours or financial aid needed. “I know you cheapskates aren’t going to be too happy with this… Continue Reading →
This Sunday, October 8th, marks the 80th birthday of one of Ohio State’s best-loved graduates. Robert Lawrence Stine was born in 1943 right here in Columbus, and grew up in the inner suburb of Bexley. He graduated from Ohio State… Continue Reading →
Ohio State students were shocked last week when University Archives released the secret diary of William Oxley Thompson, who served as Ohio State’s fifth president from 1899 to 1925. The diary, which had remained hidden from the public for nearly… Continue Reading →
February, 1965. Sundial Editor-in-Chief Jovial Bob Stine announces his campaign for Student Senate President. Many scoff at the idea that someone with no background in politics could have a chance of becoming President. But as weeks and months pass, it… Continue Reading →
By Jovial Bob Stine Originally Published December 1962 Note: Stine’s Line was a recurring feature in the Sundial from 1962-1965. “I’m going to be undone by fools and boondockers.” – Proust So you think people haven’t become too sensitive these… Continue Reading →
Written by Jovial Bob Stine Originally Published January 1963 “Now, do each of you have a frog?” asked Professor Pivnik, quickly surveying each of his Zoology students’ desks. The smell of formaldehyde filled the classroom, soaking into the pores of… Continue Reading →
July 1st, 1899 First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to… Continue Reading →
The long-awaited sixth novel in Rick Riordan’s best-selling series Percy Jackson and the Olympians has finally arrived, and Ohio State students are in for a surprise. This new story in the beloved Greek Life series sees Percy finally graduate high… Continue Reading →
Have you ever held hands romantically? Have you ever been on a date? Have you ever danced without leaving room for Jesus? Do you have to suppress a laugh when you hear any of the following words… Continue Reading →
Last night The Knowlton College of Engineering in collaboration with the College of Arts and Sciences announced a new policy to “take care” of pro-life protesters. “These hecklers are everywhere and we must deal with them no matter the cost,”… Continue Reading →
“The ‘Free the Nipple’ movement at Ohio State is an essential expression of gender equality and body positivity. This movement advocates for the right of all individuals to bare their chests in public spaces, irrespective of their gender, without fear… Continue Reading →
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