NORTH CAMPUS — Students were left befuddled when they arrived to class Thursday morning to find Scott Laboratories completely blocked off due to an ominous gas leak that had been brewing for weeks. This was shocking, as no one had… Continue Reading →
Last week, OSU students settled in to the third week of classes under the wicked September heat. The free coffee and gift bags from Oval church groups were gratuitous and the risk of catching some sort of disease was high…. Continue Reading →
In an unprecedented twist that has left the culinary world collectively scratching their heads, our very own “Traditions at Scott” has defied the odds and secured its place among the stars – the Michelin stars, that is. Yes, you read… Continue Reading →
From the Office of President Ted Carter, Jr.Dear Sundial staff,Thank you so much for inviting me to your upcoming event! It would be an honor to attend your ‘All-Night Oval Orgy.’ Can’t wait to see y’all there!Warmest regards,President Carter From… Continue Reading →
It’s that time of the year again, Buckeyes! The pumpkin spice latte is back, classes are in session, and everyone is thirsting over Brutus again (did we ever really stop?). As August comes to an end, that can only mean… Continue Reading →
As classes start back up again, students at The Ohio State University’s School ofMusic are gearing up to start the semester off on a good note. However, starting this semester, students in the school of music are now able toenroll… Continue Reading →
…And on the third day the Lord said unto Brutus, “My son, I have bestowed upon thee many blessings: a magnificent Horseshoe, many groves of seductively curvy trees, an abundance of Dining Dollars. But it occurs to me that I… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS – “I want this campus painted scarlet with the blood of the weak.” This is how Walter “Ted”Carter Jr. began his press conference after being declared by the board of trustees as the next presidentof The Ohio State University…. Continue Reading →
On Monday, August 28th, Editor-in-Chief of the Sundial Henry Levenburg was caught using AI to write nearly every single article he had “written”. When asked about it, Henry had little to no remorse, “I mean, who has the time to… Continue Reading →
Take My Shoe Off During Football Games Ah, yes. There is nothing more uniting than taking your shoe off only to step your barefoot into someone else’s nacho cheese they left on the bleacher. God forbid we only had to… Continue Reading →
In a shocking turn of events, The Ohio State University’s Board of Trustees hasannounced on Tuesday the appointment of the university’s 17th president, President Carter.Expected to begin his term on January 1st, 2024, President Carter will not only make history… Continue Reading →
In a statement to the press earlier today, new University President Walter Carter Jr. discussed his administration’s key initiatives. The following is a summary of some of his more lucid remarks. President: “The last time I ate at Scott’s, I… Continue Reading →
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