It was 5:30 PM, an hour and a half before the doors to Newport Music Hall opened. What I saw surprised me. There was a line wrapping all the way around the south high street Starbucks. That was my first… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced that the university would be making a bid to host the 2030 FIFA World Cup. If chosen, Ohio State would be the first-ever university to host the World Cup. “2030 may seem… Continue Reading →
13.8 Billion Years Ago From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then, boom! The Big Bang sent seven elemental crystals hurdling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence. Space. Reality. Power…. Continue Reading →
Following Congress’ formal declaration of war against Russia earlier this week, President Biden announced that he would be deploying ten thousand troops from the Ohio National Guard to Ukraine’s Donbas region. The action was condemned by the United Nations, which… Continue Reading →
RPAC, COLUMBUS — After sending all of her administrators for a three-week, all inclusive trip to DisneyWorld, President Johnson announces her latest action to help address overload at the RPAC free weights station. Announced in a press conference today, the… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — At 3:14 AM late last night, students at The Ohio State University received a notification that Queen Elizabeth II had died in Scotland. “Buckeye Alert – Columbus Campus, Queen Elizabeth has passed,” the message read. “International Students… Continue Reading →
According to a recent article from ESPN, newly elected representative George Santos (R-NY), did not in fact play quarterback for Ohio State during the 2010-11 football season. Suspicions surrounding the claim came after Santos’ remarks during an interview with former… Continue Reading →
The pants on Ohio State University’s campus has gone dry with the disappearance of the once notorious Twitter account @OSUCrush following Elon Musk’s discovery of never having been featured. The account was officially disbanded on March 26th, 2022, an immense… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – In a press conference this past Monday, Columbus mayor Andrew Ginther announced a new construction operation to boost tourism within the city of Columbus. According to Ginther, over the course of the next five years, the city… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that the 2024 Summer Olympics would be held on Ohio State’s Columbus campus. The 2024 games were originally planned to be held in Paris, but the IOC later decided that Columbus… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Today’s shocking announcement that rapper and fashion designer Kanye West declared his affinity for the former leader of the Third Reich has promoted the Sundial’s investigative team to look on everyone’s instagram story to see if they… Continue Reading →
After the sudden and shocking resignation announcement from Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson on Monday, the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack announced that they are opening an investigation into Johnson’s whereabouts during the Capitol riots on… Continue Reading →
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