Written by Nellie Moore Following the recent success of ‘Light Up The Lake’, The Ohio State University has announced the next upcoming event they plan to use to make America forget they just lost to Michigan. For the first time… Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson After short-lived quarterback Kyle McCord’s transfer to Syracuse; Ryan Day and the Buckeyes scramble to find a new quarterback to fill his almost-new shoes. While scavenging through the transfer portal Day was able to strike gold… Continue Reading →
Written by Santa’s Elf Twas the night before Christmas when all through the town, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas would be there. … Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson As Craig wraps up his first semester at THE Ohio State University, he is faced with an…unusual circumstance. “At the beginning of the year I realized that I’m bisexual,” Craig stated, “so I began going to… Continue Reading →
10) Midway Bouncer Bulging biceps complemented by a black t-shirt three sizes too small, a permanent scowl, and don’t forget the mandatory sunglasses! 9) Oval Abortion Protester Tinfoil hats, “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts, and comically large posters of “fetuses” that… Continue Reading →
By Emma Lambert This past Tuesday, acting president of The Ohio State University, Peter Mohler, and incoming president, Ted Carter Jr. have announced their joint decision to convert the Ohio Union into a Spirit Halloween just in time for the… Continue Reading →
By Jordan Belfort Here are the five best Second-year Transformers Experience Program (STEP) project ideas! 5) Buy Scarlet and Gray hoodies for all the squirrels on campus What could be better than giving back to your community? Show your school… Continue Reading →
By Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Last night, students attending Dr. Steven Brown’s special seminar on the Mexican Alien Mummies were shocked when the renowned professor introduced two special guests: the Mexican Alien Mummies themselves. Dr. Brown: Welcome, welcome! It’s great to… Continue Reading →
By James Morgan McGill Have you been COAMed? Then you’d better call Saul! Not only will he make the charges disappear, he’ll also make sure COAM starts investigating the professor who wrongfully reported you! Has your frat been suspended after… Continue Reading →
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): This Halloween night, dear Aquarius, it’s your job to traumatize as many young trick-or-treaters with your scary costume as possible. Send ‘em straight to the psych ward! Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Look… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move this weekend, Incoming University President Ted Carter announced a 66% tuition increase for all students, regardless of enrolled credit hours or financial aid needed. “I know you cheapskates aren’t going to be too happy with this… Continue Reading →
This Sunday, October 8th, marks the 80th birthday of one of Ohio State’s best-loved graduates. Robert Lawrence Stine was born in 1943 right here in Columbus, and grew up in the inner suburb of Bexley. He graduated from Ohio State… Continue Reading →
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