Have you ever held hands romantically? Have you ever been on a date? Have you ever danced without leaving room for Jesus? Do you have to suppress a laugh when you hear any of the following words… Continue Reading →
“The ‘Free the Nipple’ movement at Ohio State is an essential expression of gender equality and body positivity. This movement advocates for the right of all individuals to bare their chests in public spaces, irrespective of their gender, without fear… Continue Reading →
From the Office of President Ted Carter, Jr.Dear Sundial staff,Thank you so much for inviting me to your upcoming event! It would be an honor to attend your ‘All-Night Oval Orgy.’ Can’t wait to see y’all there!Warmest regards,President Carter From… Continue Reading →
It’s that time of the year again, Buckeyes! The pumpkin spice latte is back, classes are in session, and everyone is thirsting over Brutus again (did we ever really stop?). As August comes to an end, that can only mean… Continue Reading →
…And on the third day the Lord said unto Brutus, “My son, I have bestowed upon thee many blessings: a magnificent Horseshoe, many groves of seductively curvy trees, an abundance of Dining Dollars. But it occurs to me that I… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS – “I want this campus painted scarlet with the blood of the weak.” This is how Walter “Ted”Carter Jr. began his press conference after being declared by the board of trustees as the next presidentof The Ohio State University…. Continue Reading →
Dear Buckeyes, As the summer sun reluctantly begins its descent, we can already hear the collective sighs of pool floaties and ice cream trucks bidding farewell to their seasonal reign. But fear not, for here at The Ohio State University,… Continue Reading →
Writer-Director Greta Gerwig celebrated the release of her new Barbie movie this past weekend. The Barbie Movie, created in collaboration with toy-maker Mattel, earned an estimated $162 million over its opening weekend. The film is full of dreamy shades of… Continue Reading →
She’s smart. She’s sexy. She’s sophisticated. She’s willing to fight (and kill!) for her man. Who else can say that? The back of her head looks nice. She’s a pretty cool girl. She adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping…. Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Ohio State University administrators commented on a recent report detailing the student mental health crisis on campus. “While we commiserate with our students and feel some sympathy for them, we see no reason to expend more of… Continue Reading →
How to get laid if you’re a Guy: Step 1) Learn to Moonwalk. It’s probably the sexiest dance move of all time. Just imagine Moonwalking across the Midway dancefloor; no girl (or guy!) will be able to say no to… Continue Reading →
The Ancient Greeks thought they were at the center of all creation. But today, Ohio State astronomers have been able to scientifically prove that we are the center of everything. That’s right; ‘all roads lead to Ohio State’, as the… Continue Reading →
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