Departing President Kristina M. Johnson’s administration will host a “Hunger Games”-style fundraiser event later this month, the President revealed. Randomly-selected students will be given the honor of fighting to the death on the Oval in front of their families and… Continue Reading →
OSU Campus Police Incident Report #93948 Mr. Gordon Ramsay arrived on campus before noon. He was greeted by Sundial investigative reporter Walden Grayle, who had invited Ramsay to sample some of Ohio State’s fine campus cuisine. Ramsay and Grayle first… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move on Wednesday, conservative activist Charlie Kirk and The Ohio State University’s chapter of Turning Point USA (TPUSA) have endorsed The Sundial as their go-to outlet for news. Rejecting more mainstream conservative media outlets such as Fox… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE, COLUMBUS – Organized by the Ohio State Chapter of Turning Point USA, conservative pundit Charlie Kirk will be coming to campus on March 22, 2023 to absolutely own the libs with some TikTok content. The Sundial wants to… Continue Reading →
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration finally came clean last week, admitting meteorology was invented as a social experiment designed to test the limits of what humans would believe. Marshall Thurmond, a 30-year veteran at the NOAA, expressed profound disappointment… Continue Reading →
Do not show up to class. Everyone loves a good mystery. Keep them guessing where you could possibly be at when attendance is 20% of the final grade. Show up to their office hours and stare at them without speaking… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS – Sources from inside S.A.S.H.A indicate that their annual event occurring in the next few days, Sex Week 2023, will bring in the Ohio State Tree Fucker as a surprise guest. Rumors abounded that the guest… Continue Reading →
I swear to fucking god, if I see anyone kissing their significant others this Valentine’s Day, I will punch them in the fucking throat. It isn’t because I don’t have a girlfriend; I don’t need one, I’m an alpha-male. Depictions… Continue Reading →
This February 14, some 53% of Ohio State students will be without company– that is to say, they will be very much single. Maybe that’s a conscious choice, which we applaud you for, or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, the… Continue Reading →
It was 5:30 PM, an hour and a half before the doors to Newport Music Hall opened. What I saw surprised me. There was a line wrapping all the way around the south high street Starbucks. That was my first… Continue Reading →
OHIO UNION, COLUMBUS – This past Sunday, celebrated author and former child star Jennette McCurdy came to Ohio State at the hosting of the Ohio Union Activities Board to discuss her recent book, I’m Glad My Mom Died, to a… Continue Reading →
13.8 Billion Years Ago From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then, boom! The Big Bang sent seven elemental crystals hurdling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence. Space. Reality. Power…. Continue Reading →
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