Well, you’re in college now, and that means you can no longer scratch your name on your older brother’s card to his half-ass gift to your mother. She’s paying for your college tuition, and now she expects something nice and… Continue Reading →
A new promotion across campus restaurants has students feeling queasy, and this time it’s not because of the food. Grubhub’s “grab some grub, take home a slug” promotion rolled out on campus early last week to overwhelmingly negative results. As… Continue Reading →
RICHMOND, VA – In an attempt to compete with electronic nicotine products, Marlboro has released a new advertising campaign to try and get the youth to buy more cigarettes. The new character is known as the WoMarlboro WoMan, essentially just… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – In a press conference this past Monday, Columbus mayor Andrew Ginther announced a new construction operation to boost tourism within the city of Columbus. According to Ginther, over the course of the next five years, the city… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Today’s shocking announcement that rapper and fashion designer Kanye West declared his affinity for the former leader of the Third Reich has promoted the Sundial’s investigative team to look on everyone’s instagram story to see if they… Continue Reading →
VET LOUNGE – Veteran’s Day is here. and we here at the Sundial are incredibly grateful to our student veterans past and present for their service to our country. With that said, our resident bro-vet Michael Figueroa has come up… Continue Reading →
Earlier this month, Ohio State biologists announced a new initiative aiming to resurrect Afroduck, the iconic white-crested domestic duck who was spotted frequently on Mirror Lake until his death in 2015. The legendary bird’s corpse was collected and taxidermied by… Continue Reading →
YOU HAVE ONE MISSED CALL VOICEMAIL TRANSCRIPT Hey kiddo, it’s your dad. Well, it is October, you know what that means. Spooks and frights all month. I know you have big plans for this month with Halloweekend and taking that… Continue Reading →
LONDON, THE BRITISH ONE – Political turmoil has found itself once again in Westminster as Prime Minster Liz Truss has announced her resignation from her position. This comes after weeks of chaos in the British economy that has suffered enough… Continue Reading →
If you’re like most Americans, waking up is a challenge. The urge to hit the snooze button keeps many asleep for too long and poses problems in both their personal and professional life. But, there is a solution! What gets… Continue Reading →
EAST CAMPUS — A local beer die table is seemingly on its last leg. After years of use and neglect, this table, which has hosted a variety of overcomplicated drinking games, seems to have its eyes set on retirement. We… Continue Reading →
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the blockbuster success of movie hit No Time to Die, Eon Productions has announced last month that a sequel is in the works. Though Daniel Craig’s replacement has not been announced, sources inside have told… Continue Reading →
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