5’7. Pale. Sweaty. A beard that’s not doing him any favors. Uncomfortable to look at. You may just think I’m describing the average male college student. And I am. But I’m also painting you a picture of one particular peculiar… Continue Reading →
College football: a time-honored, great American tradition in which university students cheer on their classmates and fifty-somethings proudly refuse to live down their “glory days.” After Notre Dame’s triumph over Penn State at the Orange Bowl, and Ohio State’s win… Continue Reading →
JAN 20 th – Sharp-eyed viewers of today’s inauguration may have noticed some odd behaviors from new vice president JD Vance, such as some chittering and squirming. Indeed, the Sundial can now confirm that the JD Vance we saw at… Continue Reading →
WEXNER MEDICAL CENTER – A big health update from Seth Askope who unfortunately fell into a coma after a car hit him on his bike as he rode to his hookup’s apartment on High Street. “It was such a tragedy,”… Continue Reading →
With the presidential election polls getting closer than your weird uncle at Thanksgiving, North Dakota’s recent senatorial special election has attracted the attention of experienced political analysts (podcasters) in search of clues about the nation’s future. As socially conservative rural… Continue Reading →
On October 15th, 2024, The Ohio State University was blessed with the presence of presidential candidate, multimillionaire, and famous rapper (alter ego, Da Vek) Vivek Ramaswamy in part of Turning Point USA’s “You are being brainwashed tour.” This event boasted… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Late Tuesday night, an intern within The Ohio State University’s administration leaked a voice memo to The Sundial regarding President “Ted” Carter Jr’s plans to ‘Trans the Squirrels.’ According to the unnamed intern, the memo was recorded… Continue Reading →
RFK Jr. brain worm reacts to Kennedy’s exit from presidential bid Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) is expected to drop from the ticket, lending support to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump. RFK Jr. has faced skepticism for his… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — With possibly a little too much confetti, salesman and gay icon Bernie Moreno was voted as the Republican candidate for the Ohio Senate race late last night. Running on a platform opposing fifteen-minute cities, this car dealership… Continue Reading →
Leaving even the most seasoned political experts bewildered, a self-proclaimed Conservative Crusader, Chad Evans, recently discovered that engaging in a battle against the elusive “Woke Mob” doesn’t make him a true veteran, a term he ironically called “too restricting and… Continue Reading →
Never before in American history has our country been this divided, apart from the tumultuous years of the Civil War and the equally devastating 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. We have now reached a point in time where one’s choice… Continue Reading →
I saw in a recent edition of The Lantern that the Tom W. Davis Clock Tower on North Campus has been named the 8th Wonder of the World. Good; it definitely deserves the title. Now let me tell you why…. Continue Reading →
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