Earlier this week, Elon Musk announced via a Tweet that he had purchased The Ohio State University. But the controversial Twitter head has already raised eyebrows with a contentious new policy regarding his future title – he insists on being… Continue Reading →
NEIL AVE, COLUMBUS – This week, residents of Mack Hall were taken aback by a squirrel digging in the flowerbeds lining Neil avenue. For one, the mulch being disturbed was relatively fresh, as residents of South Campus can recall. The… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS – Former President Donald Trump was arrested Tuesday after refusing to return a to-go box at Kennedy Commons, which he had checked out over the weekend. According to reports from the Columbus Police Department, Mr. Trump visited Kennedy Commons… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATEHOUSE, COLUMBUS- In a recent partnership with the Ohio State College of Optometry, the Sundial Humor Magazine has launched an initiative to make vision tests accessible for members of the Ohio State Congress in honor of the 2023 International… Continue Reading →
Ohio State fans were disappointed by an empty sky at this weekends long awaited football game. The university’s beloved blimp was shockingly missing. This past Saturday the Buckeyes got demolished by the Arkansas State Red Wolves after an excruciatingly long… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move on Wednesday, conservative activist Charlie Kirk and The Ohio State University’s chapter of Turning Point USA (TPUSA) have endorsed The Sundial as their go-to outlet for news. Rejecting more mainstream conservative media outlets such as Fox… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE, COLUMBUS – Organized by the Ohio State Chapter of Turning Point USA, conservative pundit Charlie Kirk will be coming to campus on March 22, 2023 to absolutely own the libs with some TikTok content. The Sundial wants to… Continue Reading →
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration finally came clean last week, admitting meteorology was invented as a social experiment designed to test the limits of what humans would believe. Marshall Thurmond, a 30-year veteran at the NOAA, expressed profound disappointment… Continue Reading →
I swear to fucking god, if I see anyone kissing their significant others this Valentine’s Day, I will punch them in the fucking throat. It isn’t because I don’t have a girlfriend; I don’t need one, I’m an alpha-male. Depictions… Continue Reading →
So LeBron James broke the NBA regular season scoring record last night, breaking a record that stood for 39 years. Big whoop. Anyone can do that. Especially me. Actually you know what? He’s not that special. “Just a Kid From… Continue Reading →
Students across Ann Arbor and Ohio are excitedly gearing up for a rivalry basketball game that sources confirm will be “happening.” The University of Michigan and Ohio State University are excitingly preparing to duel on the court in a game… Continue Reading →
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club woke up to a disappointment this morning when they realized the namesake Punxsutawney Phil was not going to come out of his hole. When asked, club president and official groundhog translator, Tom Dunkel,… Continue Reading →
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