Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced that the university would be making a bid to host the 2030 FIFA World Cup. If chosen, Ohio State would be the first-ever university to host the World Cup. “2030 may seem… Continue Reading →
Just hours after teasing a major announcement on his Truth Social account, Ohio State’s loveable mascot Brutus has announced a line of digital trading cards set to be released to the public. The post was accompanied by an embed video… Continue Reading →
Following Congress’ formal declaration of war against Russia earlier this week, President Biden announced that he would be deploying ten thousand troops from the Ohio National Guard to Ukraine’s Donbas region. The action was condemned by the United Nations, which… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — At 3:14 AM late last night, students at The Ohio State University received a notification that Queen Elizabeth II had died in Scotland. “Buckeye Alert – Columbus Campus, Queen Elizabeth has passed,” the message read. “International Students… Continue Reading →
According to a recent article from ESPN, newly elected representative George Santos (R-NY), did not in fact play quarterback for Ohio State during the 2010-11 football season. Suspicions surrounding the claim came after Santos’ remarks during an interview with former… Continue Reading →
After a tumultuous past 72 hours, the Ohio State University House of Representatives (commonly referred to as the ‘Nut House’) has yet to elect a successor for outgoing president Kristina. M. Johnson. Conservative frontrunner, Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) was expected to… Continue Reading →
The triple-demic, Southwest’s shorthand for the wintertime culmination of the flu, RSV (really stormy vacations), and software meltdowns, has reportedly infected Southwest Airlines, resulting in a cancellation of 80% of their flights on the busiest travel week of the year…. Continue Reading →
Well that was quick. OSU Sophomore Trey Turner has already broken his New Year’s Resolution. And it wasn’t even a hard one either. Turner, who is lactose intolerant, said that for the entire year of 2023 he would never consume… Continue Reading →
Are you home for Winter break? Are you concerned about leaving your dorm room completely unprotected? If you’re not worried, you should be! According to University-released statistics, over 90% of dorm rooms are broken into over the holiday season –… Continue Reading →
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Well, you’re in college now, and that means you can no longer scratch your name on your older brother’s card to his half-ass gift to your mother. She’s paying for your college tuition, and now she expects something nice and… Continue Reading →
Aquarium (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Your least-favorite professor is secretly plotting your downfall. Pizza (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20) Next semester, an armed coup will make you President of the University. Arby’s (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) The FBI… Continue Reading →
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