The triple-demic, Southwest’s shorthand for the wintertime culmination of the flu, RSV (really stormy vacations), and software meltdowns, has reportedly infected Southwest Airlines, resulting in a cancellation of 80% of their flights on the busiest travel week of the year…. Continue Reading →
Well that was quick. OSU Sophomore Trey Turner has already broken his New Year’s Resolution. And it wasn’t even a hard one either. Turner, who is lactose intolerant, said that for the entire year of 2023 he would never consume… Continue Reading →
Are you home for Winter break? Are you concerned about leaving your dorm room completely unprotected? If you’re not worried, you should be! According to University-released statistics, over 90% of dorm rooms are broken into over the holiday season –… Continue Reading →
WARNING: All content on this site is produced for comedic purposes. Any similarities to persons’ real or fiction are comedic and often untrue. It is never The Sundial Humor Magazine’s intent to offend. The words you read on this site… Continue Reading →
Well, you’re in college now, and that means you can no longer scratch your name on your older brother’s card to his half-ass gift to your mother. She’s paying for your college tuition, and now she expects something nice and… Continue Reading →
Aquarium (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Your least-favorite professor is secretly plotting your downfall. Pizza (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20) Next semester, an armed coup will make you President of the University. Arby’s (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) The FBI… Continue Reading →
A new promotion across campus restaurants has students feeling queasy, and this time it’s not because of the food. Grubhub’s “grab some grub, take home a slug” promotion rolled out on campus early last week to overwhelmingly negative results. As… Continue Reading →
RICHMOND, VA – In an attempt to compete with electronic nicotine products, Marlboro has released a new advertising campaign to try and get the youth to buy more cigarettes. The new character is known as the WoMarlboro WoMan, essentially just… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a shocking turn of events, despite not playing this weekend, the Ohio State Buckeye Football Team has jumped four spots ahead to lead the rankings in the number-one slot in today’s new poll released at noon…. Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – In a press conference this past Monday, Columbus mayor Andrew Ginther announced a new construction operation to boost tourism within the city of Columbus. According to Ginther, over the course of the next five years, the city… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that the 2024 Summer Olympics would be held on Ohio State’s Columbus campus. The 2024 games were originally planned to be held in Paris, but the IOC later decided that Columbus… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Today’s shocking announcement that rapper and fashion designer Kanye West declared his affinity for the former leader of the Third Reich has promoted the Sundial’s investigative team to look on everyone’s instagram story to see if they… Continue Reading →
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