We at the Sundial love a big scoop. And that’s why when we found out that President Walter “Ted” Carter, Jr. recently got a 3.5% “cost-of-living” raise and a bonus of around $168,000, we wanted to investigate. After all, a… Continue Reading →
TRADITIONS AT MORRILL – OSU Dining Services leadership has announced a strategic currency pivot for our campus’s local Sodexo reseller establishments. Effective immediately, meal swipes will be phased out in favor of ration books. University president Ted Carter said this… Continue Reading →
We at The Sundial have a deep respect for journalism, much like other news organizations on campus, such as The Lantern. This includes using “AP guidelines” to modify the word choice of testimonials when individuals misspeak or misrepresent current issues…. Continue Reading →
“Where is Bebe Rexha when you need her?” This is the question nearly every OSU student is asking. Except for those working in the Ohio Union, who can expect to hear the update that she is still good, feeling alright,… Continue Reading →
Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →
1) ★☆☆☆☆ “Avoid this place like you would Chernobyl. In fact, it is probably healthier for you to get radiation poisoning directly than to gradually develop it by eating the food here. The level of indigestion i have experienced from… Continue Reading →
Scarlet is red, Michigan sucks, I have a fake, Join me at Bull’s? /// How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My hand can reach, when embracing… Continue Reading →
To be frank, although I’m part of the working class, I don’t give a damn about the plight of the proletariat. Nor do I care about punishing the bourgeoisie, or anyone else decried in the Communist Manifesto. What I do… Continue Reading →
There’s no speed limit on the Oval, so feel free to put the pedal to the metal! For male students, using an umbrella is regarded as a clear sign of homosexuality. The highest rates of depression recorded on campus belong… Continue Reading →
Dear Buckeyes, As the summer sun reluctantly begins its descent, we can already hear the collective sighs of pool floaties and ice cream trucks bidding farewell to their seasonal reign. But fear not, for here at The Ohio State University,… Continue Reading →
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