Category Sundial Originals

Ira: Welcome back to This American Life, I’m Ira Glass. Act three: Thug Life. Sometimes, it’s hard to know when you’ve crossed the line. This is especially true when you’re growing up, and it can lead people to do some… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS – After a self-described “three-year dry-spell,” Ohio State University student Tim Daly was happy to report that he went on a date with a fellow student who he met completely organically through face-to-face, interpersonal social interaction. The unlikely couple… Continue Reading →

Leonidas splashed water on his face and stared into the full length mirror adjacent to the sink. The year 480 B.C. had been relatively normal for him, he thought, even though he was the captain of the Spartan volleyball team…. Continue Reading →

Dear Stav, So, it came to my attention that an article was written about me in something called the “Sundial Humor Magazine.” I don’t think that’s a hardcore gaming magazine, because I haven’t read it before, so I don’t want my… Continue Reading →

For Eli Gardner 1. 2000s Columbus Man, this list is already killing it. I bet all you Eli Gardners who grew up in Columbus during the 2000s are like “wow, I relate to this.” 2. When your favorite celebrity is… Continue Reading →

For Elijah Little is known about our fearless leader here at The Sundial. Since both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal ignored my request for a personal profile on our dear Editor in Chief, I took it… Continue Reading →

For Mare Smythii Preface: On the Secret Santa website, Mare listed her interests as “All the things.” To most people that would seem vague and unhelpful, but I knew what she was really saying, “Whoever gets this, please write me a… Continue Reading →

For Allan It’s another day and Allan is bored. Several friends refuse to play Spontuneous with him, because the game quickly becomes unfun when he is 15 spaces ahead of everyone. He takes to social media, much like my 77-year-old… Continue Reading →

For Mary Lavelle Twitter =  chaos – dignity Tinder = chaos + horny Tumblr = chaos + puberty Bumble = tinder + 1/10(feminism) Facebook = chaos + your aunt Julie Snapchat= chaos – your aunt Julie Groupme = chaos x… Continue Reading →

For Lauren Moliterno Lauren woke up in the morning and rolled over in bed to check her phone. After perusing through twitter and her finsta, she finally decided to open Tinder to see if she had any new potential suitors…. Continue Reading →

For Hannah Wagner Dear Amy, I just now finally finished up college and graduated, but now that I’m out in the real world, I’ve spent every single day sitting in bed and watching old episodes of Game of Thrones on… Continue Reading →