Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →
1) ★☆☆☆☆ “Avoid this place like you would Chernobyl. In fact, it is probably healthier for you to get radiation poisoning directly than to gradually develop it by eating the food here. The level of indigestion i have experienced from… Continue Reading →
Scarlet is red, Michigan sucks, I have a fake, Join me at Bull’s? /// How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My hand can reach, when embracing… Continue Reading →
To be frank, although I’m part of the working class, I don’t give a damn about the plight of the proletariat. Nor do I care about punishing the bourgeoisie, or anyone else decried in the Communist Manifesto. What I do… Continue Reading →
There’s no speed limit on the Oval, so feel free to put the pedal to the metal! For male students, using an umbrella is regarded as a clear sign of homosexuality. The highest rates of depression recorded on campus belong… Continue Reading →
Dear Buckeyes, As the summer sun reluctantly begins its descent, we can already hear the collective sighs of pool floaties and ice cream trucks bidding farewell to their seasonal reign. But fear not, for here at The Ohio State University,… Continue Reading →
Kristina M. Johnson was forced to resign after her affair with Monica Lewinsky went public. Most incidents of academic misconduct investigated by COAM are attributed to students visiting coolmathgames.com CampusParc is a scam. The North Campus Clock Tower was a… Continue Reading →
With the Autumn 2023 semester right around the corner, some newcomers may be afraid of the idea of a roommate. It can be very scary rooming with someone you’ve never met before, especially if you’re naturally introverted. Here are five… Continue Reading →
William Oxley Thompson, Ohio State’s fifth president, did not speak English. 81 percent of students in the Fisher College of Business admit to picking their major after watching The Wolf of Wall Street. Due to a football shortage, the 1953… Continue Reading →
I saw in a recent edition of The Lantern that the Tom W. Davis Clock Tower on North Campus has been named the 8th Wonder of the World. Good; it definitely deserves the title. Now let me tell you why…. Continue Reading →
Congrats, you’re officially a Buckeye! Your first semester is going to be great, we promise – but it can also be a little difficult if you don’t have the right support system. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the… Continue Reading →
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