George Washington – Many Ohio State students are surprised to learn that George Washington is an alumnus. He often claimed that his years as a Buckeye inspired him to revolt against the British and form a new country, and that… Continue Reading →
On Wednesday during Disney’s Q1 Earnings Call, reports were revealed that, amongst other sequels, they plan on releasing a Frozen 3 at an unknown date. Through anonymous sources, the Sundial has obtained an early copy of the plotline of this… Continue Reading →
OHIO UNION, COLUMBUS – Early reports from The Lantern indicate that the executive board of the Ohio Union Activities Board has a surprise in store for a speaker gift on Sunday’s event. “We’re really excited to announce that, with new… Continue Reading →
THE OVAL, COLUMBUS — Following a large snowfall on Sunday, several campus social media accounts began marketing an annual tradition – the yearly snowball fight to occur later that evening. However, another less-known campus institution, the Ohio State Civil War… Continue Reading →
I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way this could be a serious concern. And I agree. Piss-tionary is absolutely, undoubtedly, 200% better than Dick Charades. Dick Charades is elitist and sexist. Waving your junk around isn’t accessible enough for… Continue Reading →
LÜTZEN, GERMANY – Dead long enough to develop a piss fetish, nihilist German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche rose from the grave yesterday to impart new wisdom unto the world. “If you piss into the abyss, the abyss will piss back at… Continue Reading →
Have you ever been through a situation, where due to your sub-optimal judgment, you got yelled at for pissing all over the toilet seat? Have you ever wondered how those alpha males piss in an unbelievable 5 seconds? Have you… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO — After a local little league team’s astounding comeback in the 9th inning of the Small Fry Championship Finals last Saturday, they celebrated in the way they thought anyone else would. With three simple words, those scrappy little… Continue Reading →
We’ve all been there. You passed a rest stop 7 miles back, knowing full well that you had to pee. In doing so, with the next rest stop 63 miles away, you just secured yourself a golden reason to pee… Continue Reading →
Do it. Do it right now, coward. Piss your pants right now. Do it. Make your dreams come true. Piss. Bet you can’t. I’ve got 20 bucks saying you can’t do it now. Go ahead. I’ll wait for you to… Continue Reading →
(St. Louis, MO)- John Lavine, Department Head of the St. Louis Office of sanitation, made a public announcement regarding his resignation from his position. This shocked many community members, but not as much as they were shocked by why Mr…. Continue Reading →
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