In the year 1878, my great great great great great grandmother carried out the following ritual as she witnessed the very first solar eclipse of her lifetime. As time went on, this has become a tradition for the generations of… Continue Reading →
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This February love is in the air, and lovers are in your mutual living space! If you are one of the unfortunate souls who gets to watch your roommate be enthralled in the passion of a two-month-long relationship with the… Continue Reading →
After recent footage surfaced to the Sundial of Ted Carter and beloved mascot Brutus Buckeye taking a romantic walk around Mirror Lake at night, complete with holding hands and french kissing underneath the lights, students have been curious to see… Continue Reading →
With Valentine’s Day today, many students all over campus have been bitten by the lovebug. However, it seems that some have hired an exterminator. Q Pid, a junior in the Psychology department, has recently taken a fierce oppositional stance to… Continue Reading →
Scarlet is red, Michigan sucks, I have a fake, Join me at Bull’s? /// How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My hand can reach, when embracing… Continue Reading →
I think the Superbowl is taking the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce thing too far. There. I said it. It’s not because I hate Taylor Swift, because I don’t. They could never make me hate her (except for the insane… Continue Reading →
Valentine’s Day is upon us and so is the intense yearning and longing for someone to just love you back during these cold winter months. You’ve tried dating apps and dating your friends; now try a random man in your… Continue Reading →
Do not show up to class. Everyone loves a good mystery. Keep them guessing where you could possibly be at when attendance is 20% of the final grade. Show up to their office hours and stare at them without speaking… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS – Sources from inside S.A.S.H.A indicate that their annual event occurring in the next few days, Sex Week 2023, will bring in the Ohio State Tree Fucker as a surprise guest. Rumors abounded that the guest… Continue Reading →
I swear to fucking god, if I see anyone kissing their significant others this Valentine’s Day, I will punch them in the fucking throat. It isn’t because I don’t have a girlfriend; I don’t need one, I’m an alpha-male. Depictions… Continue Reading →
This February 14, some 53% of Ohio State students will be without company– that is to say, they will be very much single. Maybe that’s a conscious choice, which we applaud you for, or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, the… Continue Reading →
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