In a new advertising campaign, The Coca-Cola Company is promoting a carbonated soft drink that it claims is a reinvention of its old recipe with the inclusion of a specific ingredient: cocaine. “We’re going back to our roots with this… Continue Reading →

Dear Amy, It’s my third year here and I have almost nothing going for me. My grades are average, but I’m not in any clubs, I don’t volunteer, and I don’t have a job. The only thing working in my… Continue Reading →

Based on “Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night” by Dylan Thomas Do not black out into that good night, bro. Liquor should pour and splash at the close of day; Rave, Rave against the fate of Natty Light,… Continue Reading →

Help! Anyone! My almonds are wrong. Listen now as I sing you my song. Almonds in the oven, I placed on a tray. I opened the door and was full of dismay! My almonds, it seemed, had some kind of… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS—I-71 N., E. Hudson Street is temporarily closed this afternoon, April 26th, due to a large tree obstructing the highway entrance ramp. It remains unclear how long the ramp will be closed. A service vehicle is present on the scene,… Continue Reading →