This is totally unfair. I am disgusted to report that I have been personally discriminated against by one of my favorite establishments, Halfway on High. According to the law, no one under the age of 21 can drink alcohol. This… Continue Reading →

The year is 2019 and two young Barbies come home from their human-dominated school visibly depressed about the prejudice that they face daily. The narrative below shows the current situation in the Barbies’ home: Barbies (crying): Mom!! The kids at… Continue Reading →

Dear Amy, It’s the holiday season, and that only means one thing: going back home to see my parents. Sure, finals are over, and I can finally get more than four hours of sleep on any given Tuesday night, but… Continue Reading →

In a surprising move by OSU Dining Services, its leadership has decided to merge the management and employees of all the Traditions Dining locations – Scott, Morrill, and Kennedy – into one living, culinary bureaucracy. The dining halls now operate… Continue Reading →

2019 is coming to a close, which means that in a few short weeks, it will be the 20s. This certainly means the revival of jazz, flappers, and the great American novel. The next decade is going to be all… Continue Reading →

It’s the end of the decade, and that means reflection. Hopefully, you had a good time these past ten years, but chances are your time on this earth was marked by both major triumphs and major defeats. In order to… Continue Reading →