Content Warning: Brief description of sexual assault of a minor You have always fostered a disdain for your coworker Buzz Brownfield, whether it be for his pretentious attitude, his less than optimal odor, or his clearly homemade undercut. However, this… Continue Reading →

During a trip to University Archives, members of The Sundial resolved to “get back into cocaine” after stumbling across an article from the 1930s that hinted at the organization’s former appreciation of the drug. Being able to see and touch… Continue Reading →

When I heard a new nail salon was opening up on the corner of 7th and High, I just knew I had to check it out. Toe-tally Beautiful Salon is a nail salon that focuses solely on pedicures, a fact… Continue Reading →

Everyone’s experienced it: you’re walking down the street, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a gorgeous woman who looks like everything you’ve ever wanted to be stops and says to you “I love your lipstick! It looks great!”… Continue Reading →

Women all around the world are taking a stand against gender inequality, staging protests and starting fundraisers in order to make their voices heard. One woman in particular has developed an ingenious method to put the patriarchy back in its… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS𑁋Citing a conversation from a recent house party, sources confirmed the shocking news that Jesse Anderson, a young man, has never been inside of a YMCA. “At first we were having fun just dancing at the party, but when the… Continue Reading →