Gilman Hot Springs, CA— Fleeing the scene of a raging fire, leaders of the Church of Scientology are left wondering if the fire was arson or a sign from the great, almighty alien god Xenu. “It’s definitely an arson plot… Continue Reading →
Howdy, Astrologer Dave here! As we transition from Pisces to Aries season last March, remember that consistently crying three times a day is completely normal, no matter what your therapist says. Hope you like what the stars have to say… Continue Reading →
Perhaps you’ve noticed movies making strides in the wrong direction. Movie studios have begun making unneeded pushes for diversity, which ends up hurting the integrity of the final product. It all started with that Ghostbusters reboot, and then strong female… Continue Reading →
In celebration of March’s “Pornograzine,” we here at The Sundial wanted to try something new for you, our loyal, obedient readers. We wanted to allow you to actually participate in creating the laughs! And being the generous writers, editors, sodomites,… Continue Reading →
1469: Christopher Columbus is controversially famous for having been the first European to successfully voyage to the Americas. Despite the debate over whether or not Columbus should be celebrated for his work, everyone likely knows the rhyme used to remember… Continue Reading →
Of the developments that have come out of negotiations over the government shutdown that has extended more than four weeks, an effective solution is not one of them. Conversely, an idea instead came into President Trump’s head during one of… Continue Reading →
This piece is brought to you by the very idea of happiness. The very idea of happiness– eluding you since the beginning of 7th grade. This piece is brought to you by that large spider just above your left shoulder…. Continue Reading →
Washington DC – In a shocking memo released by the FBI earlier this morning, Texas Senator Ted Cruz was revealed to not be the Zodiac Killer, despite public belief and the overwhelming evidence of having the face that he has…. Continue Reading →
The streets are alive with the sound of music as local student Kyle Addams gifted the homeless with the greatest way to discreetly listen to their favorite jams. “One time, I had to do volunteer hours for some stupid scholarship… Continue Reading →
Dear Amy, Back in January 2019, and I couldn’t have been happier to welcome in a new year. Being back home for break was relaxing, but I couldn’t wait to get back to campus and reunite with my college friends…. Continue Reading →
A Columbus apartment complex was destroyed late last night in an explosion set off by one of its four now-deceased residents. A witness in a neighboring building alerted authorities after hearing the explosion and discovering the apartment in ruins. The… Continue Reading →
Our truth-seekers are always on the prowl for more government secrets, and they’ve recently turned up with an undercover audio recording that shows President Trump’s dealings with the supernatural. Below is a transcript of Trump admitting to shady actions: (Sarah… Continue Reading →
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