COLUMBUS, OH-Every college student knows that taking a Literature GE course means one thing; being at the academic mercy of a 28-year-old white guy in Mona Lisa socks. In one of the deepest crevices of Denney Hall, this seemingly innocuous… Continue Reading →
Technological advancement exposes titties In the year 1969, celebrated astronaut and beloved Ohioan Neil Armstrong emerged from Apollo 11 and took his first steps on the surface of the moon. It was at that moment when Armstrong uttered the words… Continue Reading →
This past week, our campus saw a massive cultural reform which was spearheaded by local student Austin Baker. “It all started when I realized I’ve been calling everybody ‘dude’ regardless of their actual gender,” he told us in an exclusive… Continue Reading →
Dear Government, You think u can cover this up? 9/11 was clearly an outside job and the internet is a liar. Here is why I am correct and Geroge bush is my friend. Exhibit A: The Plane was outside the… Continue Reading →
I’m pretty sure I’m going to screw over my friend. It’s been on my mind a lot lately, and I dunno it just feels like something I would do? He’s a nice enough guy, and I guess we’re pretty tight… Continue Reading →
We all know that “climate change” is a hoax made up by liberals to ruin American industry. BUT, on the off chance that climate change is “real,” we’ve gotta save the earth. Because if the planet dies, industry dies too!… Continue Reading →
Almond Joy? More like Almond Sad As the festivities of Halloween come to a close, we find our subject, an Almond Joy candy, left forgotten at the bottom of his child’s candy bag. He is no stranger to this life…. Continue Reading →
If you’ve been alive at all these past few months, then you’ll know about the demonization of plastic straws. So called “environmental organizations” and “unbiased media reports” have been warning about the impact that discarded plastic straws can have on… Continue Reading →
Hey parents! Do you know why your kid is sharing weird, supposedly funny pictures on Facebook? No? Well, wonder no longer! The Sundial has prepared an explainer to help understand just how millennial humor works. To begin to understand millennials’… Continue Reading →
Another American icon has been claimed by the horridness of the last year. Beloved metallic haired titan of journalism and Christian women who are warming up to the whole gay thing, Anderson Cooper, has lost some of the signature tint… Continue Reading →
Want to yell at your little shithead kids for some banal nonsense that they did, but too afraid to cause a scene at Aunt Jan’s vegan-friendly tofurkey dinner? Well then, we have the tool for you. Just follow our simple… Continue Reading →
by Daryl Rockefeller It all started today when I was about to go to work and was trying to figure out where to leave my step-kid Derek while I slave away at the Chase Bank on High Street. To my… Continue Reading →
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