Dear Amy, I signed up to volunteer at a local Trunk or Treat, but don’t have the money to buy candy. What do I do? Sincerely, Frighteningly Frugal Dear Frighteningly Frugal, Look around your house for some candy alternatives,… Continue Reading →
The dead aren’t the only things rising this fall at OSU. The students taking “Advanced Human Anatomy for Undergraduates” were in for a big surprise when a UPO (Unidentified Phallic Object) was spotted inside the classroom. After this mysterious entity… Continue Reading →
Dear Amy, I was so ready for Halloween this year. My girlfriend and I bought our Halloween couples costume weeks ago and I was super excited to show all of our friends just how cute we are. The problem? My… Continue Reading →
A few words come to mind when I think of Hotel Transylvania 3. Visceral. Pensive. Incendiary. But beyond the surface-level comedy and the sweeping romance, I think we ought to appreciate this movie for what it truly is: an art… Continue Reading →
After decades of eating away at our traditional values, the Lactating Left has done it again! The feminists and gender non-contorting queero’s have advanced yet another front on American masculinity. When will this war on men end??? After immense pressure… Continue Reading →
It was a strange scene, to be sure. Hugh Gusman, the father of three and insistent-wearer of jean shorts, recently found his soul in the Unholy Abyss last Thursday after experiencing death: a not-uncommon way to die. Contrary to the… Continue Reading →
With both Halloween and midterms coming up, it may seem tempting and thematically appropriate to sell your soul in order to get good grades. If that sounds like a choice you’d like to make, it is important that you know how to do… Continue Reading →
HELL, MICHIGAN — A lot of people spend Scary Christmas, better known as Halloween to mortals, filled with skin and organs, but not everyone has a scalp on their head. This is why Pumpkin Street Mission Ministries opened its doors… Continue Reading →
In this day and age, it is so rare that we see students facing the utmost adversity, who against all odds, are able to thrive at a highly ranked college. However, Ohio State University Junior Henry Spencer has done so… Continue Reading →
The mere notion of being in a society in which one can come out as a young teenager might appear to be an idyllic paradise to older queer people. However, as an actual real-life young person, you know that every… Continue Reading →
This past Friday saw a massive shock to the campus as Caleb Nielson, a TA for the newest addition to the Department of Mathematics Faculty, Dr. Jeffrey Jameson, referred to him as “Dr. J” when discussing office hours. The recitation… Continue Reading →
According to an exciting study released in the presidential fallout shelter this week, unemployment in the radioactive wasteland that was once the United States has fallen to a historic low. The study, the first in America’s history to get responses… Continue Reading →
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