Dear Amy, I was so ready for Halloween this year. My girlfriend and I bought our Halloween couples costume weeks ago and I was super excited to show all of our friends just how cute we are. The problem? My… Continue Reading →
A few words come to mind when I think of Hotel Transylvania 3. Visceral. Pensive. Incendiary. But beyond the surface-level comedy and the sweeping romance, I think we ought to appreciate this movie for what it truly is: an art… Continue Reading →
After decades of eating away at our traditional values, the Lactating Left has done it again! The feminists and gender non-contorting queero’s have advanced yet another front on American masculinity. When will this war on men end??? After immense pressure… Continue Reading →
It was a strange scene, to be sure. Hugh Gusman, the father of three and insistent-wearer of jean shorts, recently found his soul in the Unholy Abyss last Thursday after experiencing death: a not-uncommon way to die. Contrary to the… Continue Reading →
With both Halloween and midterms coming up, it may seem tempting and thematically appropriate to sell your soul in order to get good grades. If that sounds like a choice you’d like to make, it is important that you know how to do… Continue Reading →
HELL, MICHIGAN — A lot of people spend Scary Christmas, better known as Halloween to mortals, filled with skin and organs, but not everyone has a scalp on their head. This is why Pumpkin Street Mission Ministries opened its doors… Continue Reading →
In this day and age, it is so rare that we see students facing the utmost adversity, who against all odds, are able to thrive at a highly ranked college. However, Ohio State University Junior Henry Spencer has done so… Continue Reading →
The mere notion of being in a society in which one can come out as a young teenager might appear to be an idyllic paradise to older queer people. However, as an actual real-life young person, you know that every… Continue Reading →
This past Friday saw a massive shock to the campus as Caleb Nielson, a TA for the newest addition to the Department of Mathematics Faculty, Dr. Jeffrey Jameson, referred to him as “Dr. J” when discussing office hours. The recitation… Continue Reading →
According to an exciting study released in the presidential fallout shelter this week, unemployment in the radioactive wasteland that was once the United States has fallen to a historic low. The study, the first in America’s history to get responses… Continue Reading →
My friend Danny Bass recently pitched me a concept for a new musical entitled “BIBBITY BOBBITY BREAST.” It follows a young man trying to find the identity of his father once he finds out his conception entailed his mother eating… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS — A new study conducted by the Ohio State University Department of Psychology has resulted in groundbreaking insights regarding CrossFit and why its participants feel obligated to tell every living entity in earshot all about it. Similar to previous… Continue Reading →
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