10) Midway Bouncer
Bulging biceps complemented by a black t-shirt three sizes too small, a permanent scowl, and don’t forget the mandatory sunglasses!
9) Oval Abortion Protester
Tinfoil hats, “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts, and comically large posters of “fetuses” that are actually week-old enchiladas.
8) Traditions at Scott
E. coli, ridiculously overpriced steak, undercooked chicken, and moldy hot dog buns.
7) Horny Freshman
A slightly wrinkled button-up shirt that screams ‘I tried,’ jeans that haven’t been washed in a month, and a fake ID hanging on a lanyard.
6) Henry Levenberg
Plaid collar t-shirt, argyle sweater vest, khakis, nerdy glasses, and a polka-dot thong underneath.
5) Food Robot
Hard white shell, nineteen inch (!) antennae, and Coca-Cola stenciling, all on four wheels.
4) Lime Scooter
Two small wheels, handlebars, and an electric motor.
3) Tree Fucker
Same as Costume #6: Henry Levenberg.
2) Drunk Frat Bro
A Scarlet and Gray tank top, backwards baseball cap, beige cargo shorts, and permanent alcohol poisoning.
1) Hot Goth Mommy
Black hair, black mascara, black fishnet stockings, black choker, etc. Be sure to send us some pics of you in your costume! Please please please please please please please