COLUMBUS, OH – Outrage broke out earlier this week when officers of the Columbus Police Department recently waded into Mirror Lake and detained a duck with tiny handcuffs. In a statement by Ohio State University’s chief spokesperson Ben Johnson, authorities… Continue Reading →
We at The Sundial have a deep respect for journalism, much like other news organizations on campus, such as The Lantern. This includes using “AP guidelines” to modify the word choice of testimonials when individuals misspeak or misrepresent current issues…. Continue Reading →
Regardless of what the groundhog predicted this year, it is evident from recent weather events that he managed to say both the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time. Has it been snowy and cold? Yes. Have… Continue Reading →
Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →
Abraham Lincoln once said, “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” A true hat-wearer, I’m convinced he was talking about me, 164 years later, standing in the backyard of Theta Xi Sigma Alpha Male Chapter,… Continue Reading →
In a world of doom, gloom, and capitalism, the pursuit of being young is at the forefront of people’s minds. This pressure is highest for gay men—especially twinks. Twink Death is the phenomenon describing the point in time when a… Continue Reading →
As spring break approaches, members of the Ohio State community are excited to take a break from their studies and catch a flight to a tropical destination to forget all of their troubles for a week. However, for a certain… Continue Reading →
Surely, we’ve all been there at least once: a long lecture in Smith Labs, where most of your classmates are malodorous engineering majors. It never fails, does it? As if it could get any worse, the person to your right… Continue Reading →
After the recent announcement that The Ohio State University’s Dance Team would be representing Team USA in both the Jazz & Pom categories at the ICU World Championships in Spring, dance fans around the world were shocked to see that… Continue Reading →
One of these nights, I was up late at night doing what every lonely Buckeye soul does: browsing the depths of r/OSU. Amidst the questions that are really for advisors, and Redditors unsuccessfully asking for “who is throwing tonight”, I… Continue Reading →
A Male Philosophy Major’s Dorm Room “No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”, the latter of which we’re sure your philosophical pal lacks. The Bottom of Mirror Lake Pal, the jumps into Mirror Lake were stopped years ago…… Continue Reading →
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