Once a year in the fall, two BIG-10 teams of equal and close talent fight each other to find out who fields the truly better team. That game is the Michigan-Michigan State game.
There’s also this other match. A match that The Every Three Weekly of Michigan, and The Sundial of Ohio State, have decided to observe by collaborating in a pretentious and self-congratulating back-and-forth joint issue. That issue is what you hold in your hands today.
But let’s put our differences beside us. We both grant degrees. We both have our collection of Walmart fans. We both have houses that are big, though one is a bit smaller (but she won’t notice). We both get Ben Shapiro-ed every once in a while. We both do too much cocaine. But only one of us can emerge victorious next Saturday.
Unless Harbaugh cancels it again, that little bitch.
The E3W and The Sundial have decided to take all of our similarities and ignore them for the sake of brotherly competition and general poor-sportsmanship. We are collaborating to bring laughter and joy to the drunks on game day. It’s like when your divorced parents celebrate your birthday at the same table, but you get DOUBLE the presents.
So join us, laugh at the articles your school wrote, cry at the articles your school did not. And if you do the opposite, transfer.
Love, THE Every Three Weekly
Sincerely, the team at Sundial who doesn’t remember last year’s game