On Monday, August 28th, Editor-in-Chief of the Sundial Henry Levenburg was caught using AI to write nearly every single article he had “written”. When asked about it, Henry had little to no remorse, “I mean, who has the time to sit and type out every word themselves?” Who does have time Henry? I sure don’t. But yet I sit here getting paid in Hanukkah Gelt to write articles for you! Personally, I am bothered how Henry claims to be this “great leader” but then uses the singular platform we were banned from using. Disgusting behavior.
I was only joking when I said Henry was using AI to write his articles, I didn’t think he would actually admit to his crimes. I saw him as a mentor, a friend, even a brother, but when I interviewed him he just said, “who are you?” Who am I? WHO AM I? HENRY I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS, BUDDIES, PALS. Not only did you stab me in the back, you stabbed me in the heart, right where it hurts.
This is not only offensive to me, it is offensive to your team of writers. Each and everyone of us who are getting paid in oddly specific cultural candies. Does Henry not realize Gelt isn’t real money? BECAUSE IT ISN’T! IF HE WOULD JUST SPEND 2 MINUTES OFF OF CHAT GPT HE WOULD REALIZE THAT THE GOLD COMES OFF!
Are you going to pay Henry? Are you going to pay for my hospital bill after I have a heart attack from over indulging in chocolate and developing an artery clog? WHO? Who will protect you then? Who will protect you from student government and SASHA? I sure won’t BECAUSE I’LL BE DEAD. YOU KILLED ME HENRY!
Sorry… I went a little off the rails… back to the point. This news was a shock to all of us at the Sundial, writing is a very important part of our identity as a magazine. AND YOU CHEATED HENRY! YOU CHEATED ON ALL OF US. YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE AND YOU LET DOWN YOUR BABY!
How could you, Henry?! We worked so hard, and when I asked you “How could you?” All you could say was, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have another article to write. And you can bet your bottom dollar I’ll be turning to my trusty AI companion to help me get it done.” Why Henry…Why?!
Written by Sydney Katznelson