Scarlet is red,
Michigan sucks,
I have a fake,
Join me at Bull’s?
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My hand can reach, when embracing sweet treeussy
For the ends of pleasure and reddit karma.
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I wrote this haiku
for you. So please sleep with me.
This five syllables.
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Byou ask who my true
Rlove is, and I dare say,
Ua nut who knows his
Tstuff, whose love knows
Uno bounds. Look at the
Sfirst letter of each line.
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Written by Grey Romohr