A Male Philosophy Major’s Dorm Room

  • “No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”, the latter of which we’re sure your philosophical pal lacks.

The Bottom of Mirror Lake

  • Pal, the jumps into Mirror Lake were stopped years ago… How did this even happen?

Taped to a Moving Spin Scooter

  • Yikes… you can still reach the bell though, right? For the courtesy of others, at least. Also, I’d double-check to make sure you’re not the one paying for the scooter. Just a suggestion!

Steinbrenner Band Center

  • Rumor has it trumpet players wake up here to the endless sound of drummers who don’t know when to stop. A real battle of the yappers that no one should be subjected to…don’t even get me started on those snare players.

Baker Glory Hole

  • Q: Is it a club? Is it the backrooms? Am I in danger?
    A: No, kind of, and most likely not… but it’s a good idea to get out as soon as possible.

Jeffery Dahmer’s Dorm Room

  • What’s worse than waking up in Morrill? Waking up in the same room Jeffery Dahmer resided in during his time here. While that’s not actually the worst thing about waking up in Morrill, being haunted by the vibes kinda just makes the experience worse.

The Basement Backrooms of the Ohio Union

  • If you thought the Union was endless, think again! There’s even more unexplored territory (probably for good reason), and it’s said that those who venture out never make it back… good luck, though!

A Sundial Meeting

  • Don’t worry, it’s not some government ploy or cult… and even if it was a cult, we can neither confirm nor deny because of signed NDAs.

Inside of the Brutus Suit

  • As tempting as Brutus is, I’m sure that’s not what you meant when you said- actually, nevermind, I’m not gonna go there. Congrats on being the new mascot! Prepare for your identity to be obscure for the next few years!

The Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Room

  • During my last visit, the music was bumping and they had a nurse folding clothes. She tried to sell me an ugly hoodie and then gave me my belongings back in a bag with a shirtless man on it. If I wanted to go through this I would just go to the actual Abercrombie store at Easton..

Written by Presley Orndorff