This message was sent in by a student to the official Sundial Gmail Address. They’ve wished to remain anonymous but we’ve credited them at the bottom of this article anyway.
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU DISLOYAL ASSHOLES HAD TO GO AND SNITCH ON ME TO REDDIT–BUT TRUST YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH. LAST TIME I CHECKED THI S IS A FREE COUNTRY AND I AM ABLE TO DO WHATEVER TH EFUCK I WANT WHENEVER I
WANT WITH NO CONSEQUENCES. LINEAR ALGEBRA IS HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS! IMAGINE HOW BAD IT BE IF I HAD TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE 55 MINUTE CLASS PERIOD WITHOUT MY LOYAL ‘DINES (NICKNAME FOR SARDINES THAT ALL SARDINE FANS CALL THEM)!!
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE. I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING CALLED SARDINE BOY. MY MOTHER RAISED A MAN. NOT A BOY. IF YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME SUCH A HEINOUS TITLE (DESPITE ‘DINES BEING A WONDERFUL SNACK) AT LEAST CALL ME SARDINE MAN. OK. SARDINE FUCKING MAN.
NOW ONCE I FIND OUT WHO GOT ME, SPECIFICALLY, BANNED FROM EATING SARDINES IN CLASS I WILL SEND THE TINNED FISH COMMUNITY YOUR WAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Written by Stinky Little Sardine Boy