By James Morgan McGill
Have you been COAMed? Then you’d better call Saul! Not only will he make the charges disappear, he’ll also make sure COAM starts investigating the professor who wrongfully reported you!
Has your frat been suspended after its sixth hazing incident of the semester? You’d better call Saul! He’ll clear your frat’s name and make sure you and brothers can drink and haze in peace!
Received yet another unfair CampusParc parking ticket? Better call Saul! He’ll conjure up a class action so fast, CampusParc will be kicked off campus by the end of the month!
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Well, the Student Code of Conduct says you do… and so do I!
I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child on this campus is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Buckeye Nation!
Better Call Saul!
Call (505)-503-4455 TODAY!