COLUMBUS, Ohio – For decades, the American public has been obsessed with a monumental question: is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe? And if so, did they build the pyramids? The question has finally been answered (the first one,… Continue Reading →
So, you have a new plant that you decided to try and keep alive. Maybe it’s one of those succulents from the Involvement Fair at The Oval that some Catholics gave you. Or maybe you started a garden and you… Continue Reading →
Controversy erupted last week after Father Michael Callahan of the St. Thomas More Newman Center irreversibly turned Mirror Lake to blood. A new biblical plague followed each subsequent day with: a colony of frogs, lice in all of the RPAC… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, Ohio – It’s a new semester at Ohio State, and everyone’s favorite food-delivery robots are back! Returning students will recall that the Grubhub-powered rovers were decommissioned last year after being found guilty of numerous war crimes. But due in… Continue Reading →
The Ohio State University is world-renowned with a plethora of famous and interesting alumni such as R.L. Stine, or even Jeffrey Dahmer, so it never surprises when a celebrity decides to come and visit. Maybe they are reminiscing, maybe they… Continue Reading →
Reporting live from The Ohio State University, this is new reporter Julian from The Sundial. This Saturday was different for the fans of Buckeye Nation. Right before the game against Arkansas State kicked off, Brutus rushed the field and surprised… Continue Reading →
Don’t bother talking to her or making any effort at all, boys, there’s a clear strategy that new freshmen can use right now to cut right to her heart, says Melissa Perez, a relationship expert. “If there’s a special young… Continue Reading →
In last night’s opening ceremonies for Sex Week at Ohio State, following the US Navy Blue Angel fly-by sponsored by Lion’s Den, SASHA President Sky Hart announced to reporters that the organization will be awarding Fox News Network with a… Continue Reading →
Today is Valentine’s Day, which means every man with a significant other is waking up thinking, “Fuck!”. The expectations are incredibly low, but certainly, your boyfriend will come up with a terrible, shitty idea to ruin the entire day. Just… Continue Reading →
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