Today is Valentine’s Day, which means every man with a significant other is waking up thinking, “Fuck!”. The expectations are incredibly low, but certainly, your boyfriend will come up with a terrible, shitty idea to ruin the entire day. Just so you’re not too disappointed, here are five ideas you should expect. 

  • He wears a suit jacket over a stained hoodie

Babe, I swear, Pete Davidson wore the exact same thing!

  • He takes you to Jackass Forever (2022)

If you were a guy, I’d totally nut-tap you, bro. 

  • He re-gifts you whatever your Mom gave him in the mail

Honey, don’t think about the receipt from CVS in Naperville, IL

  • You have Super Bowl leftovers for dinner. 

I cooked you some Buffalo Cheese Dip, your favorite. 

  • He forgets. 

I totally didn’t! It doesn’t matter, anyways, Monday’s are for the boys. 

Well, at least you’re not alone. 

By Henry Levenberg, Staff Writer