Category Athletics

Ahead of the upcoming Michigan vs. Ohio State football game, public discourse has described the Thanksgiving-adjacent game’s location of Columbus, Ohio to be “…a little tone-deaf.” The namesake of the central Ohio town being a man who committed a genocide… Continue Reading →

Researchers at Ohio State University have identified a new strain of “super-chlamydia” circulating through the student body which students have dubbed “THE newest strain of super-chlamydia.” Chief Medical Officer of OSU, Rob Gorman, issued a public state on the rise… Continue Reading →

The Ohio State Buckeyes will soon face off against arch-nemesis the Michigan Wolverines in the most-anticipated game of the season. Both teams have been racking up an impressive number of wins in the past few months, leaving fans unsure which… Continue Reading →

Once a year in the fall, two BIG-10 teams of equal and close talent fight each other to find out who fields the truly better team. That game is the Michigan-Michigan State game. There’s also this other match. A match… Continue Reading →

With the Michigan Wolverines football team having several fights occur in its team tunnel during recent weeks, Buckeyes coach Ryan Day has been itching to get in on the action. Although November 26th’s highly anticipated matchup will take place in… Continue Reading →

Michigan J. Frog, remembered mainly for his role in 1955’s One Froggy Evening and for being a supporting cast member of the Looney Tunes, died on November 11th, 2022 in an aggravated assault accident. Frog had been entertaining America for… Continue Reading →