This week, the Ohio State Buckeyes will face off against their arch-nemesis the Michigan Wolverines in the most-anticipated game of the season. Ohio State fans seemingly have nothing to worry about, as the Buckeyes have totally obliterated every opponent they’ve… Continue Reading →
With the Michigan Wolverines football team having several fights occur in its team tunnel during recent weeks, Buckeyes coach Ryan Day has been itching to get in on the action. Although November 26th’s highly anticipated matchup will take place in… Continue Reading →
Michigan J. Frog, remembered mainly for his role in 1955’s One Froggy Evening and for being a supporting cast member of the Looney Tunes, died on November 11th, 2022 in an aggravated assault accident. Frog had been entertaining America for… Continue Reading →
VET LOUNGE – Veteran’s Day is here. and we here at the Sundial are incredibly grateful to our student veterans past and present for their service to our country. With that said, our resident bro-vet Michael Figueroa has come up… Continue Reading →
THE OVAL – In a shocking turn of events, protestors from the Just Stop Oil movement have vandalized the statue of William Oxley Thompson located in the Oval, as well as the bust of the former university president located in… Continue Reading →
ATHENS, OHIO – This weekend was an eventful one for many, especially Alexandra Norton, who over the weekend realized that she had been attending Ohio State University, not Ohio University, for the past three years. Norton, an English and Color… Continue Reading →
Earlier this month, Ohio State biologists announced a new initiative aiming to resurrect Afroduck, the iconic white-crested domestic duck who was spotted frequently on Mirror Lake until his death in 2015. The legendary bird’s corpse was collected and taxidermied by… Continue Reading →
NORTH CAMPUS, COLUMBUS — Late last week, The Sundial received an anonymous tip from a first-year finance major who had recently pledged to Delta Sigma Pi, a top business fraternity within Fisher, that the Dean was planning to build a… Continue Reading →
YOU HAVE ONE MISSED CALL VOICEMAIL TRANSCRIPT Hey kiddo, it’s your dad. Well, it is October, you know what that means. Spooks and frights all month. I know you have big plans for this month with Halloweekend and taking that… Continue Reading →
HIGH STREET, COLUMBUS — Ah, the cool crisp, Autumn air rolls through campus this time of a year, which reminds students to get their costumes and stay frightened as Halloween is fast approaching. From frat parties, to not frat parties,… Continue Reading →
KOTTMAN HALL – The School of Environment and Natural Resources has announced that it has decided to discontinue its Forestry, Fisheries, and Wildlife program after several inappropriate research methods had been unveiled recently including the use of sexual acts upon… Continue Reading →
In the early hours of September 19, an OSU student took fate into his own hands by having intimate relations with one of the many trees on campus. This tree, however, was special. Some holy power, which I would only… Continue Reading →
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