TRADITIONS AT MORRILL – OSU Dining Services leadership has announced a strategic currency pivot for our campus’s local Sodexo reseller establishments. Effective immediately, meal swipes will be phased out in favor of ration books. University president Ted Carter said this… Continue Reading →
Ealier this week, President Ted Carter announced the start of a new campus wellness initiative to combat the rapid decline in student’s mental health: the Flora and Fucking Services (abbreviated FFS). In a statement delivered within his latest interview with… Continue Reading →
There’s nothing worse than having a professor expect you to write a discussion post and a reply to two of your peers that doesn’t sound like there’s a gun being held to your head. Lucky for you, you can turn… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Late Tuesday night, an intern within The Ohio State University’s administration leaked a voice memo to The Sundial regarding President “Ted” Carter Jr’s plans to ‘Trans the Squirrels.’ According to the unnamed intern, the memo was recorded… Continue Reading →
MED CAMPUS – Ohio State freshmen are reportedly having more trouble than usual navigating campus this year. New students are losing hours of their day to waiting in line for campus dining. By the time they’re done eating, there’s little… Continue Reading →
In a sick and twisted turn of events, CampusParc is rolling out a new initiative for Pride Month: painting their parking meters rainbow. This act of performative allyship is a first for the evil corporation, hoping to capitalize on the… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – Outrage broke out earlier this week when officers of the Columbus Police Department recently waded into Mirror Lake and detained a duck with tiny handcuffs. In a statement by Ohio State University’s chief spokesperson Ben Johnson, authorities… Continue Reading →
We at The Sundial have a deep respect for journalism, much like other news organizations on campus, such as The Lantern. This includes using “AP guidelines” to modify the word choice of testimonials when individuals misspeak or misrepresent current issues…. Continue Reading →
With talks of a U.S. version of the infamous Glasgow Wonka Experience coming to Los Angeles later this year, Ohio State has decided to continue the trend of never having an original idea ever. Thus Ohio State continued this trend… Continue Reading →
With Finals week fast approaching, it’s time to make the most of your campus coffee order. We sat down with the Sundial’s resident barista to curate our top picks to get you through finals week. The Cumulative Exam: For this… Continue Reading →
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