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Finals Season Inspires End-of-Semester Compliments for The Sundial

As the temps hit 70°F and higher, and your local environmental enthusiast (yours truly included) starts to discuss how it’s another “hottest month on record,” Oval Beach becomes the hottest spot to hang out during finals season. This time of… Continue Reading →

Willy’s Chocolate Experience to open US Location at Ohio Union

With talks of a U.S. version of the infamous Glasgow Wonka Experience coming to Los Angeles later this year, Ohio State has decided to continue the trend of never having an original idea ever. Thus Ohio State continued this trend… Continue Reading →

Campus Cafe Secret Menu to get you through Finals Week!

With Finals week fast approaching, it’s time to make the most of your campus coffee order. We sat down with the Sundial’s resident barista to curate our top picks to get you through finals week. The Cumulative Exam: For this… Continue Reading →

“THE Ohio State University” vs “Ohio State”: Emergent Themes Behind Varied Behavior 

Across the Columbus campus, amidst the booming chants of “O-H-I-O,” a linguistic debate has emerged: whether to say “THE Ohio State University” or its more casual counterpart, “Ohio State.” What may seem like a trivial difference in article usage has… Continue Reading →

OSU to Install Sandbox on Oval Beach

THE OVAL – To celebrate the launch of the high season, OSU officials are installing a sandbox on Oval Beach. Documents seen by The Sundial show it will be located immediately north of Hagerty Hall, beside one of Oval Beach’s… Continue Reading →

“The Talk” Featuring Bill Nye the Science Guy

On Monday, April 1, the beloved scientist and TV personality William “Bill” Sanford Nye came to The Ohio State University. As a scientist, Nye was tasked with presenting a topic few Ohio State students (especially Sundialers) have had experience with:… Continue Reading →

It’s Dirt Pile Season!

Regardless of what the groundhog predicted this year, it is evident from recent weather events that he managed to say both the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time. Has it been snowy and cold? Yes. Have… Continue Reading →

Group of Men on Sidewalk Make Room for Grubhub Robot But Not Human Woman

Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →

Top 9 Clubs to Join on Ohio State’s Campus

Underage Drinking Club A fun social club for incoming freshmen (absolutely not a trap by OSUPD)! Plenty of awesome meetings where they discuss who sells the best fakes, what liquor stores don’t card, and the best places on campus to… Continue Reading →

Swipes and Surveillance: Inside My Orwellian Experience at Scott Traditions

One of these nights, I was up late at night doing what every lonely Buckeye soul does: browsing the depths of r/OSU. Amidst the questions that are really for advisors, and Redditors unsuccessfully asking for “who is throwing tonight”, I… Continue Reading →

Top 10 Worst Places To Wake Up on OSU’s Main Campus

A Male Philosophy Major’s Dorm Room “No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”, the latter of which we’re sure your philosophical pal lacks. The Bottom of Mirror Lake Pal, the jumps into Mirror Lake were stopped years ago…… Continue Reading →

President Carter Introduces New Debt-Free Tuition Plan

COLUMBUS, OH – Continuing the legacy of his predecessor at today’s press conference, Ohio State President Ted Carter spoke today to reporters his direct plan to encourage low-income Ohio students to seek out an often-expensive university degree. “We’re very glad… Continue Reading →

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