Category Columbus

Forestry Program Discontinued Because You Couldn’t Keep It In Your Pants

KOTTMAN HALL – The School of Environment and Natural Resources has announced that it has decided to discontinue its Forestry, Fisheries, and Wildlife program after several inappropriate research methods had been unveiled recently including the use of sexual acts upon… Continue Reading →

Student Outrage Over Man Who Fucked Tree in the Oval. But Who Doesn’t Like Nature? A Lesson on Kink-Shaming.

In the early hours of September 19, an OSU student took fate into his own hands by having intimate relations with one of the many trees on campus. This tree, however, was special. Some holy power, which I would only… Continue Reading →

Local Beer Die Table Ready for Incoming Retirement

EAST CAMPUS — A local beer die table is seemingly on its last leg. After years of use and neglect, this table, which has hosted a variety of overcomplicated drinking games, seems to have its eyes set on retirement. We… Continue Reading →

A Visit with Ohio State Police Department’s Tank

If you find yourself on the Ohio State University campus and mistakenly think you are in an urban warzone in Afghanistan, you are not far off. Ohio State University’s police department was able to get its hands on a Mine… Continue Reading →

First Ever Straight Allies Bar Opens on Short North

The normally buzzing streets of Columbus, Ohio are even busier than usual as a new bar, Heard and Seen, makes its way into the Short North. Founder and CEO David Shelton hopes this new bar can be a safe place… Continue Reading →

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