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Swipes and Surveillance: Inside My Orwellian Experience at Scott Traditions

One of these nights, I was up late at night doing what every lonely Buckeye soul does: browsing the depths of r/OSU. Amidst the questions that are really for advisors, and Redditors unsuccessfully asking for “who is throwing tonight”, I… Continue Reading →

Top 5 Things to Do While Being Sexiled

This February love is in the air, and lovers are in your mutual living space! If you are one of the unfortunate souls who gets to watch your roommate be enthralled in the passion of a two-month-long relationship with the… Continue Reading →

Spotted: Brutus and Ted Carter on Romantic Valentine’s Day Date at Mirror Lake

After recent footage surfaced to the Sundial of Ted Carter and beloved mascot Brutus Buckeye taking a romantic walk around Mirror Lake at night, complete with holding hands and french kissing underneath the lights, students have been curious to see… Continue Reading →

Man Who Was Freshly Dumped Takes Bold Stance Against Valentine’s Day

With Valentine’s Day today, many students all over campus have been bitten by the lovebug. However, it seems that some have hired an exterminator. Q Pid, a junior in the Psychology department, has recently taken a fierce oppositional stance to… Continue Reading →

OPINION: The Media is Taking the Romance Too Far

I think the Superbowl is taking the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce thing too far. There. I said it. It’s not because I hate Taylor Swift, because I don’t. They could never make me hate her (except for the insane… Continue Reading →

Freshman realizes Ohio State has Straight People after attending the Dancing With The Stars Tour

If you are like me, you have found yourself having many friends in the fruity community at The Ohio State University, so much so that despite the many Hydroflasks and Stanleys you have had to dodge while crossing the Oval… Continue Reading →

Taylor Swift Album Announcement Awakens Hundreds of Hidden Superfans

On the evening of Sunday, February 4th, the world shook to its core at the announcement that singer-songwriter Taylor Swift would release her 11th studio album, The Tortured Poets Department. The Ohio State University was not spared from this frenzy,… Continue Reading →

How To Survive Being Jump Scared by Ted Carter

If you are anything like me, you have had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing Ohio State’s newest President, and human Teddy Bear, Walter “Ted” Carter on any of the OSU official social media platforms.  While Ted seems as though he… Continue Reading →

Ohio State Board of Trustees to Replace “Carmen Ohio” with “Only in Ohio” by CG5

Written by Jackson Bean As the Spring 2024 semester begins and many students are returning to class, the board of trustees is also returning to their duties with a very important matter: Ohio State’s “Carmen Ohio” school song. In a… Continue Reading →

The Clogged Sink

Written by Olivia Dearth Mayday! Mayday!The sink is clogged. But who could have done this?This terrible block?The disposal’s gone quiet, sink filling with water.Cheerios returning from the depths, soggy fodder.Maybe it was the cat food I poured into the water… Continue Reading →

Devil’s Advocate Smited by God

Written by Macayla Childs and Reilly Ackermann Earlier this week, God appeared in Derby Hall as sheinterfered in what can only be called the best case of divine intervention since OSU beat Notre Dame a few weeks back. While in the… Continue Reading →

Brain-Maxxing: The New Year’s Resolution Taking Campus by Storm

Written by Alex Kandakatla In an astonishing twist to New Year’s resolutions, students across campus have reportedly been partaking in a trend known as “brain-maxxing”, the latest trend in self-improvement. Trading in their swipes for ice picks and tiny hammers,… Continue Reading →

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