YOU HAVE ONE MISSED CALL VOICEMAIL TRANSCRIPT Hey kiddo, it’s your dad. Well, it is October, you know what that means. Spooks and frights all month. I know you have big plans for this month with Halloweekend and taking that… Continue Reading →
LONDON, THE BRITISH ONE – Political turmoil has found itself once again in Westminster as Prime Minster Liz Truss has announced her resignation from her position. This comes after weeks of chaos in the British economy that has suffered enough… Continue Reading →
If you’re like most Americans, waking up is a challenge. The urge to hit the snooze button keeps many asleep for too long and poses problems in both their personal and professional life. But, there is a solution! What gets… Continue Reading →
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the blockbuster success of movie hit No Time to Die, Eon Productions has announced last month that a sequel is in the works. Though Daniel Craig’s replacement has not been announced, sources inside have told… Continue Reading →
Most people love their grandparents. Who wouldn’t? But unfortunately, a lot of people don’t know how to spend time with them. And with their death encroaching, making sure to cherish those special moments can stress you out. So, here are… Continue Reading →
So, you have a new plant that you decided to try and keep alive. Maybe it’s one of those succulents from the Involvement Fair at The Oval that some Catholics gave you. Or maybe you started a garden and you… Continue Reading →
Controversy erupted last week after Father Michael Callahan of the St. Thomas More Newman Center irreversibly turned Mirror Lake to blood. A new biblical plague followed each subsequent day with: a colony of frogs, lice in all of the RPAC… Continue Reading →
The Ohio State University is world-renowned with a plethora of famous and interesting alumni such as R.L. Stine, or even Jeffrey Dahmer, so it never surprises when a celebrity decides to come and visit. Maybe they are reminiscing, maybe they… Continue Reading →
Seriously, what’s with this? Whenever I wake up, I’d just see my parent’s tired faces, a disappointing bowl of cereal, and like 3 grapes as I got ready to get on the bus and spend the rest of my day… Continue Reading →
As the sun began to set on April 3rd, Lenny Ferguson’s hope dwindled. For the past three weeks, Ferguson has led the widely publicized efforts to free a very sad mime from his transparent prison. It all began nearly a… Continue Reading →
Today is Valentine’s Day, which means every man with a significant other is waking up thinking, “Fuck!”. The expectations are incredibly low, but certainly, your boyfriend will come up with a terrible, shitty idea to ruin the entire day. Just… Continue Reading →
Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas revealed in a press statement this week that an investigation into American craft store chain and international black market art trader Hobby Lobby has uncovered a plot to have the U.S Declaration of Independence… Continue Reading →
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