One of these nights, I was up late at night doing what every lonely Buckeye soul does: browsing the depths of r/OSU. Amidst the questions that are really for advisors, and Redditors unsuccessfully asking for “who is throwing tonight”, I… Continue Reading →
A Male Philosophy Major’s Dorm Room “No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”, the latter of which we’re sure your philosophical pal lacks. The Bottom of Mirror Lake Pal, the jumps into Mirror Lake were stopped years ago…… Continue Reading →
1) ★☆☆☆☆ “Avoid this place like you would Chernobyl. In fact, it is probably healthier for you to get radiation poisoning directly than to gradually develop it by eating the food here. The level of indigestion i have experienced from… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – Continuing the legacy of his predecessor at today’s press conference, Ohio State President Ted Carter spoke today to reporters his direct plan to encourage low-income Ohio students to seek out an often-expensive university degree. “We’re very glad… Continue Reading →
1. After Ranting About Your Latest Breakup Picture this: You’ve sat down with your friends after class and begun spilling your guts about your ex-boyfriend. Sure, it lasted a weekend, but that isn’t the point. You’ve gone over every dirty… Continue Reading →
This February love is in the air, and lovers are in your mutual living space! If you are one of the unfortunate souls who gets to watch your roommate be enthralled in the passion of a two-month-long relationship with the… Continue Reading →
After recent footage surfaced to the Sundial of Ted Carter and beloved mascot Brutus Buckeye taking a romantic walk around Mirror Lake at night, complete with holding hands and french kissing underneath the lights, students have been curious to see… Continue Reading →
With Valentine’s Day today, many students all over campus have been bitten by the lovebug. However, it seems that some have hired an exterminator. Q Pid, a junior in the Psychology department, has recently taken a fierce oppositional stance to… Continue Reading →
Scarlet is red, Michigan sucks, I have a fake, Join me at Bull’s? /// How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My hand can reach, when embracing… Continue Reading →
I think the Superbowl is taking the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce thing too far. There. I said it. It’s not because I hate Taylor Swift, because I don’t. They could never make me hate her (except for the insane… Continue Reading →
Valentine’s Day is upon us and so is the intense yearning and longing for someone to just love you back during these cold winter months. You’ve tried dating apps and dating your friends; now try a random man in your… Continue Reading →
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