Valentine’s Day is upon us and so is the intense yearning and longing for someone to just love you back during these cold winter months. You’ve tried dating apps and dating your friends; now try a random man in your… Continue Reading →
If you are like me, you have found yourself having many friends in the fruity community at The Ohio State University, so much so that despite the many Hydroflasks and Stanleys you have had to dodge while crossing the Oval… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY – With the colder weather presenting itself earlier in the spring semester, a lot of students are hesitant to walk far distances. So, they are relying on the buses around campus, however, a particular group of students… Continue Reading →
On the evening of Sunday, February 4th, the world shook to its core at the announcement that singer-songwriter Taylor Swift would release her 11th studio album, The Tortured Poets Department. The Ohio State University was not spared from this frenzy,… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – A recent email from The Ohio State University early this morning has announced that funding will be divested from current wireless networks—osuwireless, eduroam and WIFI@OSU—which will be phased out on the Columbus campus by Feburary 1st. This… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – Two weeks since the great freeze that left dozens of OSU students trapped in comically large blocks of ice, students are rallying for the removal of Professor Simon Petrikov, who many students claim might be the Ice… Continue Reading →
Leaving even the most seasoned political experts bewildered, a self-proclaimed Conservative Crusader, Chad Evans, recently discovered that engaging in a battle against the elusive “Woke Mob” doesn’t make him a true veteran, a term he ironically called “too restricting and… Continue Reading →
DENNEY HALL– The week before last, OSU English students were shocked to discover that Denney Hall was closed due to heating issues. Classes were canceled or moved online as the university scrambled to repair the building, whose issues seemed to… Continue Reading →
ANN ARBOR, MI – As first reported by ESPN, the University of Michigan Head Coach is leaving his prestigious position to join the Ohio State Buckeyes as a replacement for Ryan Day. While the College Football community remains shocked, Ohio… Continue Reading →
If you are anything like me, you have had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing Ohio State’s newest President, and human Teddy Bear, Walter “Ted” Carter on any of the OSU official social media platforms. While Ted seems as though he… Continue Reading →
Now that the temperature has dropped and Ohio State failed to make the playoffs, OSU fans everywhere ask themselves, “What is Ryan Day up to?” Here at the Sundial, we have a special look into the annual phenomenon of Ryan… Continue Reading →
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