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The Six Types of Islands I’d like to Visit Before I Inevitably Move Back in with My Parents

1. A Desert Island I’d like to start my Island Odyssey adventure on a desert Island. I feel like this will be one of my last opportunities to really rough it before I end up staring at my parent’s fridge… Continue Reading →

Student Embarks on 2nd Buck-I-Serv Trip to Renew Token Profile Picture with African Child

KUMASI, GHANA–For Chaz Wick, an extremely premed neuroscience major, summer means service. Along with other Ohio State students, Chaz has traveled to operate a volunteer-run medical clinic in rural Ghana for the second summer in a row. “I’ve faced a… Continue Reading →

Strategies for Expeditious Comprehension in Literature

English 2948 Strategies for Expeditious Comprehension in Literature WF 2:20-3:40 PM Spring 2018, 234 Denny Hall   Instructor: Sallie Brockenfuller                                    E-mail: brockenfuller.37@osu.edu Office:… Continue Reading →

Website Gods Grant Us With New Website

The Website Gods taketh, but they also giveth.   THE SUNDIAL HEADQUARTERS—disappointed by our attempted insurgency to refill Mirror Lake, the Great Gods of online comedy struck down our beautiful website at sundial.osu.edu and left us scrambling in the desert…. Continue Reading →

From Skirts to Cargo Shorts: American Girl Targets a New Audience

American Girl dolls have been a part of American pop culture for decades. First arising in 1986, the company sold dolls of girls along with books describing the inspiring stories of the characters these dolls represented. These were some of… Continue Reading →

The Menu From the Diner That’s Basically A Nursing Home

Soups and Salads – Each cup of soup comes with exactly one Saltine cracker. Old People Soup – Your grandpa seems to like it, but we certainly don’t know what it is. $2.99 Clam Chowder – Practically a bowl of… Continue Reading →

9 Ways to Utilize Your 1 Moment of Privacy

1. Put all of your roommates’ dishes and silverware onto the counter, spit on them, and exhale warmly on them to pretend that you are an industrial-strength dishwasher 2. Floss twice to scare future plaque away (so you won’t have… Continue Reading →

Haikus From Just Outside The Frat House

it’s thirsty thursday across the street bros gather getting real hammered all these khaki shorts salmon polos and new shoes douchebag’s uniform thumping bass echoes shaking the old thin walls so much autotune it is three thirty so please stop… Continue Reading →

Kitchen Strike Leaves College Students Cooking for Kennedy

COLUMBUS – During the largest riot in Ohio State history, the chiefs at Kennedy Commons refused to prepare their signature dishes. The head cook leading the riot was quoted as saying, “We’re sick of the repetitive recipes and bland, spiceless… Continue Reading →

5K Fundraiser Runs: Your Guide to Becoming a World Champion

Ever since the dawn of time, man has competed with one another to see who is the best. Who is the strongest? Who is the smartest? Although some people compete in the Olympics or Jeopardy to determine this, there is… Continue Reading →

William Oxley Thompson Bust In Namesake’s Library To Be Replaced

(Doug) Courtesy of Mr. Doug Friday, March 2, 2018: The bust of William Oxley Thompson is a staple at the front of Thompson library, but after years of wear and tear, the statue will be taken off display for refurbishment…. Continue Reading →

A Letter Regarding the Work Ethics of Olympic Athletes

Dear Athletes: All your accomplishments are due to innovations in technology. Your work ethic has little to do with the fame and fortune you have earned with it. Your cleats, running shoes, cross country skis, bodysuits, and curling brooms are… Continue Reading →

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