Francesca (Fran, Frannie, Frankie, what have you) is a three-time Olympic bronze medalist, a remarkably successful oil prospector, and a bad liar. Her only aspiration in life is to own a coffee shop so incredible that Guy Fieri breaks form and features it on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. In her free time, Francesca enjoys the finer things in life like wearing sweaters and watching the multiple Emmy award-winning comedy/drama/mystery series Monk starring Tony Shalhoub. Among her dislikes are bananas, the sound of paper towels being ripped not on the guided lines, and Mark Zuckerberg. She hopes you enjoy what you read on this website and asks that if you do to please pay your respects to your local sundial.