Princess Sundial woke up, like she does every day, in her sweatpants and a top that would make the pinterest girlies jealous. Princess Sundial put her long blonde locks up into a messy-bun and threw on her hipster glasses before making herself some avocado toast and walking out of the Ohio Union’s Maudine Cow Room to start her day.
“Princess Sundial, come upstairs this instance!” Henry Levenberg, Princess Sundial’s caretaker, called out as she started to make her way up the stairs from the Union’s basement.
“Coming Henry!”
As Princess Sundial ascended the staircase, she found Henry standing there waiting for her with his arms crossed. Behind Henry was a group of four boys, but from where she was currently standing, she couldn’t tell who they were.
“Princess Sundial, due to the fact that Ted Carter hasn’t responded to our newsletters and has yet to come to one of our meetings, we are having to pay him to read our upcoming emails. With that and other budget cuts, we are unable to afford to take care of you as our mascot anymore, so we have to put you up for adoption.”
“What? Henry, you can’t be serious! Who is adopting me?”
“It’s okay love, I’m sure it will be alright. We will get to know each other very well.” A British voice said from behind her.
Princess Sundial felt a hand on her shoulder and turned to see that the man who was saying sweet nothings to her was none other than Harry Styles.
“Harry Styles, what are you doing here?”
Henry grabbed Princess Sundial by the arm.
“Princess Sundial, you are being adopted by One Direction. Pack your bags and get out!”
Princess Sundial nodded as tears filled her eyes. The Sundial had been all she had ever known her entire life. Now, she was expected to uproot everything and move in with a boy band that broke up years ago. All that Princess Sundial knew as she went back to the Union Basement to pack her things, was that her life was about to become very different.
Written by Nellie Moore