We are once again at that time of the year. Finals are over, and our 104 days of summer vacation have now come. As a wise man (Phineas Flynn) once said, the annual problem of our generation is finding a… Continue Reading →
THE OVAL – To celebrate the launch of the high season, OSU officials are installing a sandbox on Oval Beach. Documents seen by The Sundial show it will be located immediately north of Hagerty Hall, beside one of Oval Beach’s… Continue Reading →
Like everyone, I need an external source to find my happiness for the day. Since Noodles the Bones dog died, my randomly determined source of happiness has taken my energy to his grave. Since December 2, 2022, some have turned… Continue Reading →
Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →
Abraham Lincoln once said, “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” A true hat-wearer, I’m convinced he was talking about me, 164 years later, standing in the backyard of Theta Xi Sigma Alpha Male Chapter,… Continue Reading →
Surely, we’ve all been there at least once: a long lecture in Smith Labs, where most of your classmates are malodorous engineering majors. It never fails, does it? As if it could get any worse, the person to your right… Continue Reading →
This February love is in the air, and lovers are in your mutual living space! If you are one of the unfortunate souls who gets to watch your roommate be enthralled in the passion of a two-month-long relationship with the… Continue Reading →
Valentine’s Day is upon us and so is the intense yearning and longing for someone to just love you back during these cold winter months. You’ve tried dating apps and dating your friends; now try a random man in your… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY – With the colder weather presenting itself earlier in the spring semester, a lot of students are hesitant to walk far distances. So, they are relying on the buses around campus, however, a particular group of students… Continue Reading →
If you are anything like me, you have had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing Ohio State’s newest President, and human Teddy Bear, Walter “Ted” Carter on any of the OSU official social media platforms. While Ted seems as though he… Continue Reading →
SOUTH CAMPUS–After the bitter cold on Tuesday morning, one can only marvel in the tenacity of OSU students and their commitment to braving the weather and making it to their classes. Even if it’s because they get 2 excused absences… Continue Reading →
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