OSU COLUMBUS CAMPUS – Edward Nosferatu led a protest last week demanding that starting next semester, OSU requires there to be 24/7 front door greeters stationed outside of all dorms. “It would make the campus a more welcoming place,” He said, while also gathering signatures for his petition for dining halls to add garlic to the list of their dietary warnings. “Some students physically can’t enter the dorms unless they feel welcomed- or, uh, they think they can’t enter. It’s just something to make people feel more comfortable, you know? It’s not like anyone literally can’t enter the dorms without a welcome, haha…” Fellow protestor Carmilla Cravensworth agreed, claiming she too has felt “isolated” and “locked out in the cold, in danger of the sunlight” without a welcomer.

This is Nosferatu’s fourth protest this month, his last one being a request for the university to hold more nighttime classes to “increase accessibility”. Nosferatu has denied all requests to explain who this accessibility is for.


-By Meg Brosneck, Contributor