Have you ever held hands romantically?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

 Have you ever been on a date?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

Have you ever danced without leaving room for Jesus?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

Do you have to suppress a laugh when you hear any of the following words or names? 

  1. “Shuttlecock”
  2. “Honoré de Balzac”
  3. “Lake Titicaca”
  4. “Pussywillow trees”
  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

  

Do you recognize any of the following names?

  1. Mia Khalifa
  2. Riley Reid
  3. Joe Biden
  • If you answered YES, -50 points
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

Have you ever had a “special dream” involving Ryan Reynolds in any capacity?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

In the past 90 days, have you visited the Baker Glory Hole?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, +1 point

 

Do you get aroused when you walk past the Oval trees?

  • If you answered YES, -1 point
  • If you answered NO, you’re a damn liar. -500 points

 

RESULTS

  • If you scored 10 or above, you are PURE
  • If you scored below 10, you are a SLUT