Valentine’s Day is upon us and so is the intense yearning and longing for someone to just love you back during these cold winter months. You’ve tried dating apps and dating your friends; now try a random man in your class! Some may say that this is rock bottom, but I think this is the start of a perfect relationship!
Remember the guy in your English class who made eye contact with you once? I hear wedding bells! He wears a pearl necklace, skateboards to class, is a Poli Sci major, and has a “Feel the Bern” sticker on his laptop. This is the man of your dreams! Why would he talk over you in the Socratic seminar if not to show that he loves you and values your opinion?! Think back to when he responded to your discussion post calling
your response “descriptive” and “good”? The sexual tension in this 8 am is almost getting too hot to handle!
You should figure out what his favorite band is so you can talk to him about them. He is sure to fall for you after that. Maybe even put a sticker on your laptop so HE will start the conversation! OMG, I’m giggling already!! The rational part of your brain may be fighting you on this, but don’t let it win! He IS in love with you! If he wasn’t your soulmate why would he ask you for your notes? This is true love! You should tell all your friends about your future husband! I’m sure they will be super supportive of your passionate, and very real, romance!
I think he is just waiting for the perfect moment to ask you to be his Valentine, so you should entice him even more in the coming days. Have you ever put chapstick on in front of him? Maybe if he sees you slather on your medicated lip balm he will want to kiss you. That will work for sure! No man wants a girl who is a rational thinker! Wear your cutest outfits and wake up extra early to make sure you look good; he will notice!Stay delusional!
Written by Bridget McGuinness