Whether you’ve been working multiple jobs this year or have been coasting on stimulus checks and your parents’ good will, filing your tax returns this year is sure to be a different experience than you’ve ever seen before. After finishing… Continue Reading →
In this week’s visit to The James Cancer Hospital, President Joe Biden celebrated the eleventh anniversary of the passing of the Affordable Care Act, noting on its impact to the Columbus community. However, the audience was shocked into silence as… Continue Reading →
BRATTLEBORO, VT—Richard Mittens, last seen sleeping peacefully in his cute little cat bed, reportedly feels no guilt about the corruption crimes with which federal prosecutors will soon charge him. Said Mittens, “Zzzz…” in response to questions about how his owners… Continue Reading →
It’s not easy being vegan. Take it from me—my food journey started nearly two years ago when my doctor called me after a routine appointment. I was not only shocked, but also appalled to learn that I had what’s known… Continue Reading →
Dozens of students enrolled in Classics 1101 have been demanding refunds since class started this semester, claiming that they were put in a class with a fraudulent professor. “I thought he was the real deal when he was giving us… Continue Reading →
In addition to a supply of prizes, a luxurious New York City apartment, and a six-figure salary, this year’s Miss Universe winner will be carrying home a new prize – control over a small island nation in the Pacific and… Continue Reading →
Brendan, what the hell man? This is like the third time this week. It was funny the first time, but now? Move on dude, the joke’s over. I’ll admit, it was even pretty great the second time when you said… Continue Reading →
The letter. The telegram. 3am texts that just say “u up?” All these once great ways to talk to people have been sent to obscurity by the passage of time. And the smartphone – a seemingly unstoppable form of communication… Continue Reading →
[Editor’s note: This editorial is a continuation of a previously published opinion piece entitled “There are so many lizards on the sofa!” In the preceding editorial, The Sundial implored the author to mail any additional information to our publication. The… Continue Reading →
We all know that being single can be a good thing because it gives us the opportunity to focus on learning about ourselves, but if you’re single and ready to mingle, you’re well aware that our efforts to stay safe… Continue Reading →
Cocaine is often considered as the ideal Sundial pastime. But my neighbor Johnny just does it better than us. Johnny holds the record for snorting the longest lines of cocaine on this side of N High street by at least… Continue Reading →
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