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Five Things You Can Steal From Campus

The Ohio State University: Most likely, if you are reading this, you go here. With an endowment numbering in the billions of dollars, you must understand that the university is subsisting on a shoestring-thin budget, and is unable to risk… Continue Reading →

Man About To Order Ranch Still Asks Waitress For Full List Of Dressings Available

COLUMBUS—During a recent visit to a Bob Evans, Mark Thompson asked the waitress what dressings were available, despite the fact that he has been ordering Ranch for the past 15 years. Thompson’s family, who was celebrating his grandson’s little league… Continue Reading →

World Leaders Agree to Ban Art School in Support of Holocaust Victims

In an increasingly volatile global political climate, it’s a refreshing sight when world leaders put aside political agendas for the greater good. At a recent UN summit, all member nations except for Germany agreed that the continuation of art based… Continue Reading →

Tips for Students Studying Abroad

Studying abroad is an amazing experience that allows students to see the world and learn about societies different from their own. Many students completely squander this opportunity by wasting time dealing with common travel pit-falls or having short but intense… Continue Reading →

“I think I could change him”: A Woman’s Guide to Joker

Like many other film boy-fearing women, I was hesitant to view Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker in theaters. When a movie is described as “incel-friendly”, it’s only natural to want to remain a safe 50 feet from the box office at all… Continue Reading →

Six Things to Pass the Time While You’re Locked Out of Your Dorm Room

Forget your BUCKID again? Lose the key to your suite? Did your roommate kick you out for the third time this week so he and his girlfriend can pork in peace? Well, you simple young’un, worry not! We’ve all been… Continue Reading →

5 Tips on How to Hide That Fart During Class

It’s 1:15 pm on the dot, class has only been in session for 30 minutes with 50 more to go. You just ate lunch and drank two cups of coffee. Now, you’re sitting in a giant, quiet lecture hall and… Continue Reading →

The Frat Guy You’ll Be Attracted To Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Hello and welcome to the horoscope page! Our usual psychic medium, Glowing Gail, has been away the past few weeks while finishing up the taping of her new reality show, Gail’s Nails, in which Gail, a licensed nail technician, gives… Continue Reading →

REPORT: Thy Friendship Not That Firm

To many Ohio State students and alumni, the University’s alma mater, “Carmen Ohio,” is a hymn that inspires feelings of pride and nostalgia. Upon hearing the song, they are reminded of the good friends they made and the bonding experiences… Continue Reading →

Did I Do That? A Guide To Recognizing Old Hookups Around Campus

Well…it’s that time of year again. The trees are turning colors, the breeze is getting a little chillier, and you can’t tell for the life of you if that basic white guy in the chinos, Sperry’s, and collared shirt of… Continue Reading →

Steely Dan ROAST

One thing I hate about Steely Dan is how much they lie. For example, you know that song “Hey Nineteen”? They could’ve danced together because they were the same age in 1967! And what’s with their name? It’s a lie,… Continue Reading →

5 Coolest Things to Say to Your Roommate When They Enter the Room

It’s the beginning of the year again, and with that comes meeting your new roommate or roommates! Some of you will be lucky and this person will be your best friend for the rest of life. Others of you will… Continue Reading →

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