In last night’s opening ceremonies for Sex Week at Ohio State, following the US Navy Blue Angel fly-by sponsored by Lion’s Den, SASHA President Sky Hart announced to reporters that the organization will be awarding Fox News Network with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the end of the week’s activities.
“Fox News has consistently been our longest and most vocal supporter, helping to bring our message of inclusive, sexual health to a wider audience,” Hart stated.
This year’s article, published to syndicated viewers across the nation, included high praise for Wednesday’s event, writing Valentine’s Day cards for Abortion Providers. Last year’s OnlyFans seminar proved to be a hit with editors at the news organization, and pundits have noted how happy they’ve been with this public-private partnership.
“We’re just so glad to be able to support one of our favorite student events. Their activism really shines a spotlight on what makes America great. Oh! Looks like my visitation is up,” stated one former Fox News executive, before the prison guard returned him to his cell.
As for now, SASHA’s executive board team made sure that the news organization’s efforts did not go unrecognized.
“We’re just excited to see what Fox News will highlight about our event next year.”
By Henry Levenberg, Staff Writer
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